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my ability to id any Golden Girls reference is flawless
if I ever go on Jeopardy that will be the interesting tidbit that I talk about after the first break
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skip to 4:50. I TOLD YOU. my knowledge of Golden Girls episodes and quotes is immaculate…
"You caught me one night sneaking out of the kitchen naked with an oreo in my mouth. We have no secrets."
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UMM… I’m pretty sure Dorothy said that. in fact, I’m 100% certain.
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is it just me or did every Golden Girl get cheated on?
- Rose: Why does any man cheat?
- Dorothy: Well, there are two popular theories. One, men are victims of an evolutionary process which genetically programs their sexual habits.
- Blanche: What's the other theory?
- Dorothy: Men are scum.
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poo and fart jokes never grow old on Golden Girls
- Blanche: oh girls, I have writer's block! It is the worst feeling in the world.
- Sophia: try ten days without a bowel movement sometime...
- Blanche: ...you just sit there hour after hour after hour.
- Sophia: tell me about it.
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